Shamrock Football Club Senioren - VBZ

Match Report: Shamrock vs VBZ, by Donald Trump

Folks, let me tell you, this was a tremendous game. Shamrock versus VBZ, wet artificial grass — believe me, folks, the wettest you’ve ever seen — and right off the bat, Shamrock was struggling. First 5-10 minutes, the passes were all over the place. It’s the wet grass, it’s artificial, it’s fake. Terrible. Nobody handles wet grass like me, folks, nobody.

But let me tell you, once they settled down, Shamrock dominated. Absolutely dominating. Mikie, working hard up front — too hard, maybe. He’s falling over a lot, folks, slipping. Maybe it’s the wet grass, maybe it’s frustration. He even took out his own player, incredible. 

Shamrock had some great chances from corners, came really close.

Then there’s Maksym. We told him, "Test the keeper," folks, and boy did he do it. Thunderous shot! But the makeshift keeper? The guy denied it — big save, some are saying it’s one of the best saves, but I’ll let you decide. And then Maksym, he gets taken down in the box. Folks, a lot of people are saying it was a penalty. I think it’s a penalty, but you know how it is. No call.

Jomy, breaking down the left, gets a shot off — tipped wide by the keeper. How did the first half end with no goals? Some say it’s rigged, but it was 0-0.

Second Half 

Shamrock made some great changes, bringing in Ryan, Drazen, and Alberto. Great guys, fantastic players. They started the second half beautifully — beautiful football. The build-up play was phenomenal, folks, but the final pass? Just off. But they dominated possession, it was all Shamrock.

Then Drazen breaks the deadlock! Jomy cuts inside, takes a shot, and the keeper, folks, he couldn’t hold it. Drazen, like only Drazen can, follows up and smashes it into the roof of the net. A great finish, powerful, strong.

Drazen and Alberto, they’re linking up like magic down the right. Total pressure on VBZ, and let me tell you, Darren and Den? They were running the midfield. Darren’s pulling the strings, and Den’s charging forward. Total dominance.

Once Shamrock went 1-0 up, though, things got a little sloppy. Letting VBZ back into the game, giving them hope, and folks, you never give VBZ hope. They’ll try to grab it.

Then Cillian comes on. Now here’s the thing — he says he’s injured, can’t play, but he comes on anyway, and boom! Immediate impact. Jomy with a reverse pass, Cillian powers into the box and lifts it high into the net. Crowd goes wild. Cillian could’ve had two goals in five minutes, folks, but he’s gassed after running for 10 minutes. But what an effort. 

Shamrock starts to lose their shape, but from a VBZ corner, Darren — incredible player — releases Ryan. Ryan rounds the keeper and just passes it into an empty net. What a way to close it. The game was over.

But wait, VBZ tries a long ball into Shamrock’s third — and the guy’s miles offside, folks. Total joke. And what happens? The striker fires it past H. Disgraceful, but the game ends seconds later. Disputed ending, sure, but overall? Tremendous result for Shamrock, folks. Beautiful performance.

Big win.